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2009-10-31 [JuggaloTJ]: so i think w.e lol im was rght there and your were butt ass naked... lol

2009-10-31 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Ive seen her naked a lot. LOL. ferrealz ;)]

2009-10-31 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I'm always butt ass nakkied come on peoplez

2009-10-31 [JuggaloTJ]: yeah but i saw in orgy lol

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: Awww I WANNA SEE!!!

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: when you move into the hippie house you can

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: YAY

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: :D

and then I can hump you.. whilst I am nakkid.. and you'll be all like.. rawer.. and I'll be like GIGGITY.. hehehhe

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Hi peeps what did I miss

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: jes and I havin sex

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Oh I wanna have sex

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: then have sex?

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Maybe

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: why maybe if you want to?

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Idk

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **raises eyeborw**

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: I would have to find someone first

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

well theres lotsa people around here lookin for it hehehe..

just find one and be all like.. your gettin tested.. then were doin it.. shhhhhhhhhhhhh.. it'll work shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

o.O

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: LOL thanks for the tip

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: MAKE SURE they get tested.. like.. go with them.. because yeah

BASTARDS MIGHT LIE.. cause yeah.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I want some french bread from subway

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Ok I'll make sure

2009-11-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: be like.. I gotsa come with

and I'll be needing documentation..

OH AND MAKE SURE THEIR NOT JAIL BAIT

little jail bait bastards

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Ok no jail baits got it

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: Yepp and make sure to use protection

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Oh for sure I'm not ready to be a mama

2009-11-02 [Bunny Chan]: Yepp

2009-11-02 [lil'devil_43]: Oh yeah

2009-11-03 [Caligulove]: I feel fucking great.

2009-11-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [ME fucking TOO!]

2009-11-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [HAPPY late BIRTHDAY, ME!]

2009-11-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **glomps and humps**

I WOULDA SAID IT BUT YOU WEREN'T ON :(

2009-11-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol, I know. I was extreamly busy.. *frowns a little*.. so was everyone else. </3]

2009-11-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: why for the brokey heart?

2009-11-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Cos.. My bday felt like a burden.]

2009-11-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: awwww...

I woulda thrown you a big ass party with a prittyful homemade cake and we woulda like.. ummmmm... went to the pool hall or something^^

2009-11-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [awww. You'll make me pouty :( Thats so sweet]

2009-11-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [BUT you did make me an AWESOME amazing VIDEO! AND CARD AND AHH I lovers yew heheheh]

2009-11-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I ♥[]♥[]♥ YOU TOO

and and and as soon as I can I shall be sending said card

2009-11-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Heheh :D Thanks Honey!]

2009-11-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: my pleasure darlin^^

2009-11-03 [Bunny Chan]: Awwwwww

2009-11-03 [lil'devil_43]: Happy late bday

2009-11-04 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Thankyou!! :D]

2009-11-04 [ByCihan]: hii

2009-11-04 [ByCihan]: I want sexy lodies

2009-11-04 [lil'devil_43]: I think you mean "ladies"

2009-11-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I have sexy ladys so I don't gotta worry about that :D

2009-11-05 [lil'devil_43]: LOL yeah

2009-11-05 [lil'devil_43]: Where is everybody? I'm so lonely

2009-11-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **waves**

I'm here

2009-11-05 [lil'devil_43]: *waves back*yay I'm not alone...how's it going

2009-11-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: sorry

I gots a phone call and I lefted :(

2009-11-06 [lil'devil_43]: Ok

2009-11-06 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Yeah I hear ya seems like all the times I can afford to get on this website I'm usually online by myself, I suppose that's what I get for being stuck working on overnight shift :(

2009-11-06 [Bunny Chan]: Awwwwwww How are the kids lovely?

2009-11-06 [lil'devil_43]: Yeah it can be so lonely here sometimes

2009-11-07 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: YES IT CAN

but then you just go psycho on making wikis then EVERYONE will want to talk to you because your actually busy and not just sitting around waiting to talk^^

2009-11-07 [JohnnyTHM]: have you ever had a momen t in your life where you realize the fondation of the human society is meaningless and made of nothing but lies and the fear of the unknown?..it tastes of not but ash for it has no substance...

2009-11-07 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Have you ever sneezed so hard your tongue hurt? <.< .. >.>]

2009-11-07 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [..heheheh.]

2009-11-07 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: The kids are good and keep me busy, hence why usually the only time I'm able to get on here in when I'm at work on break

2009-11-07 [lil'devil_43]: LOL we talk about the weirdest things....I love it! :D

2009-11-07 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Gotta do something to keep things interesting around here

2009-11-08 [Bunny Chan]: Yepp and thats good

2009-11-08 [lil'devil_43]: LOL oh yeah

2009-11-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: [JuggaloTJ] was a pansy about gettin his ears pierced

2009-11-09 [lil'devil_43]: Get your ears done is not that bad...I mean I have three in each ear

2009-11-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: so do I and I did all of them

2009-11-09 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Ears are nothing, what really hurts is getting your tongue or nipplea done, that shit fucking hurt like a bitch

2009-11-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: meh..

wasn't to bad

2009-11-09 [dudebestrong]: how do u delete accout?

2009-11-09 [lil'devil_43]: I don't know sounds like those would hurt they are very sensetive areas

2009-11-09 [JuggaloTJ]: Ok the only reason i was being like that was because the fact i never wanted to get them pierced before. and also that she was doing it by hand. if it was with a gun i wouldnt of cared.

2009-11-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: ooooooooooooooo stop trying to defend yourself timmy I told you it wouldn't hurt you just didn't listen to me as usual >.<"

2009-11-09 [thatguyouknow]: i have run out of questions to ask ?:(

2009-11-10 [lil'devil_43]: Meh just write something random then....something to get conversations going

2009-11-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: STOP HUMPING THAT GOAT >.<"

2009-11-10 [lil'devil_43]: Lmao yeah like that...

2009-11-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2009-11-10 [lil'devil_43]: LOL

2009-11-10 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: <img150*0:http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/392.jpg>

OMFG I WANT IT

2009-11-10 [lil'devil_43]: LOL it's lucky charms!!! Who wouldn't?

2009-11-11 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Lol that looks like something that someone down in houston would do with their "slab", yes that is really a term down here and for those of you who know the defintion of a slab than you will agree with me 100%

2009-11-12 [Doll]: yep yep ^_^
i liked the Dora the Explorer pimp car though....

2009-11-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: Just think, If the indians had given the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey we'd all be getting a piece of ass for thanksgiving

2009-11-12 [Doll]: hopefully i'll be getting "some ass" anyways :P
but not the donkey kind, yay husband wil be back then!

2009-11-12 [Doll]: INDEED!!!

2009-11-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I WANT ASS

but I doubt I will be in my own place by then :(

2009-11-12 [Doll]: ah, that suck :/
im glad i do finally have my own place!!! no more hiding tring to do stuff :P lol

2009-11-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oh thats not why

its that he would not be able to stay here if he were to visit

the parental units do not mind me having sex here they just don't want him to stay >.<"

2009-11-12 [Doll]: lol, thats kind of odd O.o
"you can do our daughter but then you have to leave..."
hehehe

2009-11-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMFAO

my parents are crazy

seriously.. one time they told one of my boyfriends to "loose the condom"

they want grandbabys >.<"

2009-11-12 [Doll]: O.O wow though that is pretty funny, lol

2009-11-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: to others yes

2009-11-12 [Doll]: well, yeah to you im sure it was just embarrassing >.>

2009-11-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: especially in front of grandma and grandpa >.<"

2009-11-12 [JuggaloTJ]: Aj your parents said what? and who did they say that to?

2009-11-12 [Doll]: lol >.<

2009-11-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: GAH way before I met you timmy

2009-11-12 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I don't know what I would do if my mom said that to me but I know she wants to be a grandma

2009-11-12 [lil'devil_43]: Wow that has to be awkward...my mom wants grandkids just not til I'm done school then she wants them just to spoil them and hand them off to me

2009-11-12 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Lol I think that's what every mom wants to do at somepoint

2009-11-12 [lil'devil_43]: LOL yeah probably

2009-11-13 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: They probably think damn it its my turn to not be responsible for a kid, now its time you do the same thing I did for 18 years

2009-11-13 [lil'devil_43]: Yeah but Ill be happy to do it when the time comes

2009-11-13 [JohnnyTHM]: iwis i were an oscar meyer weiner, that is what id truly like to be cause if i were an oscar meyer weiner, everyone whould have a mouthful of me

2009-11-13 [lil'devil_43]: LOL I love it!!!! My brother and I we are only a year apart in age and we knew that song backwards and forwards and when we were little there was a contest for that commercial and my brother and I tried out and we totally froze

2009-11-13 [lil'devil_43]: True story :D it was funny

2009-11-13 [lil'devil_43]: :D

2009-11-13 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm poptarts :D

2009-11-13 [lil'devil_43]: Oooo I want some

2009-11-13 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: awww sowwy all gone :(

2009-11-13 [lil'devil_43]: :( that's ok I got chocolate cake

2009-11-13 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I BAKED COOKIES!!]

2009-11-13 [lil'devil_43]: Nice!!!!

2009-11-14 [Doll]: yum for baking ^_^
now i want Jes' cookies >.>
Click It

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Anything for you Darling!]

2009-11-14 [Doll]: really?? anything?

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Well.. I'm a pretty stubborn person. So if something is what you're looking for.. maybe make a request first?]

2009-11-14 [Doll]: oh thats fine ^_^ im not too terribly demanding anyways :P

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Ahh! Well good, We'd make an awesome team because I just found out the other day I'm "BOSSY!".. I guess.. >.< Psh whatever. Lol.. But yea back to ANYTHING ya WANT Lovely]

2009-11-14 [Doll]: hug? lets start with the simple stuff and work up from there... or work down >.>

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [ (>'_')> HUG! Awe, I knew ya secretly loved my .. I mean me. You secretly loved ME.]

2009-11-14 [Doll]: <(^_^<) yesh!

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [(>'_')>]<(^_^<) = [YaY!]

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol it looks like youre handing me a phone.]

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Hey doll hey shawty. what are you 2 up to?

2009-11-14 [Doll]: we were hugging ^_^

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Having Hott Cyber Rawr'ness.]

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: awww me sorry. + pulls out a camera and takes a pic and hands the pic to each of you+ there now you guys will have this memory forever.

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*stares at the ONE picture being held by the TWO females]

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: That pic looks nice. you both look amazingly beautiful in that pic.

2009-11-14 [Doll]: *lets go after taking a quick glance*

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Whats wrong with the pic doll?

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*shoves the pic up my shirt*]

2009-11-14 [Doll]: lol, nothing... its uber sexy. just letting Jes hold it by herself, i think she is capable of such ^_^

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Lol ok doll. but yea i like that pic of you 2.

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*rubs pic on breasties* Ohhhh BehBeh!]

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: That makes the pic even better jes lol.

2009-11-14 [Doll]: *wipes drool from mouth*

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Thats what im thinking to doll lol

2009-11-14 [Doll]: lol, i wasnt thinking >.>

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Oh ok lol

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [...I was. *winks at Doll*]

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Lol i want to frame that pic now.

2009-11-14 [Doll]: *blink blink* O.O *stare*

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Lol what i do.

2009-11-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*gurgle gurgle*]

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Lol what?

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Oh my god is that close. ill be happy no matter who wins.

2009-11-14 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: TSO was amazing^^

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Was it?

2009-11-14 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: yes it was... mmmmmmmmmmmmm.. yes

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Ok aj lol

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: Nuttin lol just really bored thats all.

2009-11-14 [JuggaloTJ]: I am lol

2009-11-14 [lil'devil_43]: Hey peeps what did I miss

2009-11-14 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: me informing timothy that he should jerk it

2009-11-15 [lil'devil_43]: Ah I see, fun times

2009-11-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: meh

alright times

lol

2009-11-15 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-11-15 [lil'devil_43]: BANANAS IN PAJAMAS!!!!

2009-11-15 [Caligulove]: lasagna

2009-11-15 [lil'devil_43]: Mmmm yummy

2009-11-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: WILD CHERRY PEPSI

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [x( JEALOUS!]

2009-11-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I WILL SHARE.. when your here that is <3

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: Mmm that kind is good

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: :) lol I'm bored

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [MMM water xP]

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: Lol shawty your so funny

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol, I didn't do anything this time?]

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Matter of fact, I even have these highly super chilling cubes made of high quality H2O.. They keep my water fresh and chilled while still making a fashion statement as in 'Look At Me']

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: Nice

2009-11-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: no flys in them right?

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Nooooo. heheh flys are for martenies]

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: Flies in martinies?

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Yesh xD .. LIL devil! WhatssssUPies with you?]

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Yah hahah Psh.. Ms. I Can Spell. xP]

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: Lol it is all good shawty...nothing is really new or going on other than I was sick with H1N1 and I still have a cough and it has been month since I was sick....what about you

2009-11-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oooooooooooooooooooooo

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: Yeah

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Holy Shiit! O.O Are you ok? ... && Jeez.. Nothing half as interesting as that.]

2009-11-16 [lil'devil_43]: Lol yeah I'm fine it is just the cough that is bugging the shit out of me

2009-11-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lots!! of people are getting sick over here (just flu I think/hope) but Gah.. Im like OH Noooo.. IMA get sick shortly too then!!]

2009-11-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: START WEARING THE FACE MASK THINGYS >.<"

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